American 187

“MacBook Air is ultrathin, ultraportable, ultra unlike anything else.” and ultra fucking stupid. For $1800 you can get a computer that fits nicely into a small envelope and snaps in half when the wind blows. Well at least you can bring it anywhere and upload those cd’s you just purchased and watch those dvd’s inbetween classes……oh shit…….. wait you mean to tell me in Apples pursuit to make this thing as small as possible they forgot to put in a cd drive? What the fuck? Oh, ok they have a separate piece I can use….wait…it didn’t come with it and I have to buy it separately for a $100 more? So now this “ultra thin” computer now has a fucking disk drive hanging out the back like an Amniotic sac. Well at least I can upload all that homework I have on my handy expensive USB stick……….Mother fucker………god damn son of a bitch…………now I have to unplug my disk drive because it only has one USB port. Ok well I’m just going to plug into the internet and surf until I relax because hey this is an Apple product and Apple means sophistication. Ok where do I plug in this Ethernet cord? Hmmmmmm can’t seem to find the port anywhere…….oh mother fucking cock sucking *breaks MacAir in half* Fuck this shit I’m going to complain to Apple customer service using my iphone….fuck I can only get AT&T service if I’m in the laundry room. Fuck Apple.